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Old 06-02-2005, 09:20 AM
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Two Funerals

A funeral service is being held for a woman who just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for 10 more years, and then finally dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"
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Old 06-02-2005, 02:15 PM
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haha good one,
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Old 06-02-2005, 02:39 PM
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LMAO very good!!!!

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Old 06-02-2005, 02:41 PM
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LMFAO!! G1
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Old 06-02-2005, 04:09 PM
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Hahaha
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Old 06-02-2005, 04:56 PM
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