Mother Nature {MATURE}

[Dr. Bullet]

On the 16th hole of a golf course, Fred hit his ball into the woods. Harry laughed at Fred, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods too, just a few yards beyond. It took Fred a long time to look for his ball and he was getting angrier every minute. Finally, he found his ball in a patch of yellow buttercups. Instead of simply continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup in that patch.

Suddenly, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!"

Then poof! She was gone.

After Fred got a hold of himself, he hollered to his friend, "Harry! Harry! Where are you?"

Harry yelled, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."

Fred screamed back, "Don't swing! For God's sake, don't swing!!!"

[Chels]

OMFG dude i get that haha its ok, took me a lil to get it.

[Dr. Bullet]

Any guy reading it will get it right off

[Chels]

I doubt ti, girls are smarter then guys lol j/k

[Hellfighter]

man harry did any of them in, he would not get no then for the rest of his life.

rolf good one Dr B

[Dr. Bullet]

Originally posted by Vixxy
I doubt ti, girls are smarter then guys lol j/k

That may or may not be, but when it comes to this subject, no guy is going to miss the idea

[Lucky]

OMFG LMAFO!

[Scorpion101]

pmsl!!

Good one!

[Matt]

lmao nice

[Trojan]

LMAO g1 Dr.B!