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Old 05-27-2005, 09:56 PM
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Muhahahaha

Ok i am not american so it took me a bit to understand this even though everyone else it'll take 2 secs no offense to anyone if they were invovled lmao j/k

Syrian Protest. Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic - much less have a clue about English.

So, how does a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs by having the standard "Death To Americans"(etc.) slogans printed in English?

Answer: They simply hire an English-speaking civilian to translate and write their statements in English.

Unfortunately, they were unaware the "civilian" insurance company employee hired for the job was a retired US Army sergeant. Obviously, pictures of the protest rally never made their way through the Arab TV network, but the results were "Priceless".

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Old 05-27-2005, 09:59 PM
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Old 05-27-2005, 10:01 PM
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Old 05-27-2005, 10:22 PM
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Old 05-27-2005, 10:25 PM
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hehehahaha
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Old 05-28-2005, 05:09 AM
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LMAO superb!!!!

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Old 05-28-2005, 10:07 AM
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I think that is the best I have heard in a long time.
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Old 05-28-2005, 06:14 PM
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The bodatious Jaime Pressly

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Jaime Pressly. Have a look see! South Carolina yo! w00t
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Old 05-28-2005, 06:17 PM
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I showed that pic to a girl at work and she thought it was really funny.

Not the Pressely pick.
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Old 05-28-2005, 06:25 PM
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He shouldn't have done that to those beautiful people. So they aren't as advanced as us and we suspect them of terrorism. We should pitty them. Learn their ways and communicate like we would do with an Alien life form. We shouldn't treat them or look upon them as fools. omg
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LOL...if any enemy life form is attacking us we try to communicate to them to stop. They don't stop. Then we have to fight. Same thing here! If we wouldn't have had 9/11 then we wouldn't be over there right now.

BTW it looks like it was done in PS.
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Old 05-30-2005, 12:11 AM
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He shouldn't have done that to those beautiful people. So they aren't as advanced as us and we suspect them of terrorism. We should pitty them. Learn their ways and communicate like we would do with an Alien life form. We shouldn't treat them or look upon them as fools. omg
i think they should geneticaly engineer a giant lizards that eats terrorists and let em loose over there..
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i dont know about lizards but maybe soemthing else... something TOTALLY unrelated to the land... like when you bring a foreign organism(spell that right??) into another country it doesnt come from it messes everything up... but like you say <b>gIant</b> like massive, huge lol... would be something to watch but knowing the luck we have it would screw up and blow up in our face... literally
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Old 05-30-2005, 08:37 AM
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i think they should geneticaly engineer a giant lizards that eats terrorists and let em loose over there..
Hahahahaha that is the best quote on earth Lol
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