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12-29-2004, 07:24 PM
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Misunderstanding
>> There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
>> toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new >> employee is hired at the >> >> Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day >> promptly at 8:00am. >> >> >> >> The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel >> Manager's door. >> >> The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and >> begins to rant >> >> about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly >> slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire >> production line behind schedule. >> >> >> >> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, >> so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there >> the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over >> the factory floor and they're really beginning to pil eup.Atthe >> end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains >> of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a >> huge bag of small marbles. >> >> >> >> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of >> fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew >> the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager >> bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls >> himself together and approaches the woman. >> >> "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight >> face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you >> yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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