A Little TLC
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to wash his hands and feet. "Nurse...",he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again and asks the nurse again: "are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, takes a close look and says there's nothing wrong with them....."
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was very nice what you just did......but please........ for the last time......Are-my-test-results-back ! ! ! ?"
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10-27-2004, 04:16 PM
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