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Old 08-03-2004, 09:48 AM
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There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:44 AM
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:58 AM
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:01 PM
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Old 08-03-2004, 01:30 PM
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Old 08-03-2004, 03:56 PM
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Old 08-04-2004, 01:10 AM
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Old 08-04-2004, 04:52 AM
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OMG!!!! THATS THE BEST YET LMAO

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