The Silent Treatment

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The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he
would need his wife to wake
him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."He left it where he knew
she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had
missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see
why his wife hadn't
wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
T he paper ! said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.