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Old 11-18-2005, 12:52 AM
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Biggrin Auto Oder

Odor in the Car


A woman took her car to her mechanic. She told him "Every time I take
any of


my friends out in my car after a while there is this terrible smell. It


never happens when I am on my own"


This quite intrigued the mechanic so he said, "OK, lets go for a
spin and


see what the problem is". Off they went. She drove down a one-way
street in


the wrong direction at 60 MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both
sides of


the street, narrowly missed three pedestrians in pedestrian crossings,
ran


several red lights, and just missed a policeman on street traffic
duty. They


returned to the shop and she said, "There it is now; there's that
terrible


smell. Can you smell it?"


"Smell it ? Lady, I'm sitting in it".
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Old 11-18-2005, 01:44 AM
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she driver like a shi--
omg bit it was pixie behind the wheel j/k
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Old 11-18-2005, 08:25 AM
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lol..
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Old 11-18-2005, 10:18 AM
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LMAO very good!!!!

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Old 11-19-2005, 07:47 PM
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lol nice one!
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Old 11-19-2005, 07:51 PM
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LMAO!!
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Old 11-19-2005, 08:00 PM
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LMAO!!! I bet Pixie can't drive.
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