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farting good time for camping trip
Look it comes when it comes.
Only the sneaky ones kill. Ok here we go on the fly now: We gone out fly-fishing and we got some nice good size fish, we cook them up on a camp-fire and with some nice navy-beans and potato's to boot, 2gal of bake Navy beans and a lot of Coffee. We are really full can't eat no more time to set up them tents up and get some sleep. It was a full moon out and all the wild life started up their night sounds and an hour later one of the guys let one lose. There was no sounder after that for some time. Then a bear came into the campsite to check things out to see what he can find to eat and he made a lot of sound one of the guys got up and walk over to see what’s is going on the bear stood up-right to him scare the liven crap out of him the smell was really ripe too much for the bear to handle he ran like crazy to get away from us all. After a time we all gone to see what all was going on outside. Jim was in the river washing his rear end off (who got the best of the bear). Next we know there are a lot fish floating on top of the water near Jim area, so we had more food to cook up and more of them sweet navy beans to eat. Later on that day about 13:00hrs (1pm) we eat some fresh crawdads and frogs legs with more beans to eat (now we had about a 1gal left of it to eat) as we are in the water trying to get them crayfish, mike let a sneaky one out oh man was it to much to take we all ran down the river away from him. there was a deer down win from us all. Not to say we had deer meat that day. that poor deer kill-over like in 5sec with a big splash of water going into the air? We all ran over to see what it was, OMG we got a dead deer still warm good to eat. Later that evening we got ready to head on home. Before we left the campsite, seems the area was really alive with sounds not the normal sounds you hear every day. We got into the trucks and drove away after 20-miles out? I remember we still had 1/2 can of them navy beans left mike said a raccoon got it right before we left. He was going to get it but that raccoon ran for it and ran off with it. Did we have a story to tell the family about on how good it is to be full of navy beans and free meal; we all got out of it and how good it is on saving lives.
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sorry my add is kicking in again, was that a joke??? no offense
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yea some what.
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Hehehe weird story
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