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Old 08-16-2014, 11:44 PM
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Mature: why your's bigger then my?

once were two player didn't know each other at all

player one ask; why yours bigger then my are?
player two answer: they always been the same size all this time!
player one said: no they haven't i recall how big they were and they gotten bigger! how did yours get bigger then my?
player two: look use growth vials your will get big as my in no time!
player one: no not that between your legs, talk about your guns they are huge in-size!
player two: oh my wife shown me the trick for that, eat watermelon daily yours will grow big as will!
player one: what you talking about? i ask how your gun get so big?
player two; no id guess i was bless by god at birth, can't say no clue what you talking about!
player one: gave up and last thing said before breaking off talks "your so dead!"

at that very time player two die in the game! and reborn with a smaller gun!
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Old 09-11-2014, 05:15 PM
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B B Gun...
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Old 09-11-2014, 05:16 PM
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Mature:





My lady friend her nick name is Air Gun
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Old 09-11-2014, 08:37 PM
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thank god! she not call: air head
we all be clueless then
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