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Old 07-30-2009, 12:44 AM
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Tongue farting with the beat
Steve was in the pub yesterday when Steve suddenly realized he desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, he started to feel better. he finished his pint and noticed that everybody was staring at him.

Then suddenly he remembered that he was listening to his iPod with his headset on.

he has a new pet name stinker lol
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:25 AM
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lol

that is a good one!!

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Old 07-30-2009, 11:12 AM
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btw disclaimer has no then to do with SteveB or Steve here! lol
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Old 07-30-2009, 02:43 PM
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Old 07-30-2009, 07:18 PM
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WOW!!!!! Thats gotta be the loneliest most pittiful story I've ever heard,
Drinking booze by yourself is bad, but to deliberately socially isolate yourself
in a social environment is just sick.....get help BUD!
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Old 07-31-2009, 12:57 AM
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Mermite you broader lining now

i taken that as you flaming me on a person level!
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Old 07-31-2009, 07:36 AM
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btw disclaimer has no then to do with SteveB or Steve here! lol
crap, it sounded funnier what i was thinking of Steve here doing that lol

but i knew you weren't meaning him

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Old 07-31-2009, 09:09 AM
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lmfao

i remember some time go i read that and with some spray of tracer and i came up with that version of it.

mermite i can careless about it, your a stinker and always will be one!

there is no more fair warning 98% get banned and 2% they have a chance to act right. my record say it all...
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:39 AM
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chill everyone I think you took that wrong william
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:51 PM
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Oh ho-hum
Once again I am mis-understood, but why would a Nova HQ Super Moderator mention such a social indisgression, on a gaming site????
It goes to prove my point that only an arshole would have such finely tuned sphincter muscles.

(http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/...hincter-muscle)

Once again, my intention was not to flame you William/Steve but with the help of youtube I could see a career in the making.................lol
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Old 08-01-2009, 03:06 AM
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Mermite your a crack in my head! it bleeds all the time, don't mean i have to like it!
goodbye
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