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Old 01-26-2011, 03:20 PM
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Biggrin Mature:the biker

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked,

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished laying a big long wet one on him, the biker says, "Wow!

That was the best kiss I have ever had!

That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous!

Why are you committing suicide?".........

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."


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Old 01-26-2011, 03:33 PM
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Gross!!! haha!
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Old 01-26-2011, 06:22 PM
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Old 01-26-2011, 07:18 PM
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:22 AM
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lmfao n1
after the biker head that! he give his Harley keys to the jumper and jump off him self!
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:54 PM
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Nice addition William, lol!
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Old 01-29-2011, 05:23 PM
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thats funny

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