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Old 08-23-2004, 04:13 PM
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There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, ''It has a long neck.'' One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra. Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. ''This animal has stripes.'' "Zebra!" one kid answered. So she put up another one, that of a deer. The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them ''what does your mother call your father?'' Suddenly one child got up and answered ''HORNY BASTARD!''
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Old 08-24-2004, 04:00 AM
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Old 08-24-2004, 05:55 AM
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Old 08-24-2004, 09:47 PM
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Old 08-25-2004, 02:49 AM
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Old 08-25-2004, 05:06 AM
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