Hey Teach, Can You Help Me?

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Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one.....

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.

Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on --his time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots.." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner they got the boots off and he said, "

They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear'em." Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

[ShArP]

lmfao...

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ShArP

[Scorpion101]

Oh...oh....ohhh my aching tummy....ROTFPMSLMAO

Good one!

[Lucky]

LOL~~~

[bigsmellyfart]

lol ...now ouch oach each ive got a hernia

[bigsmellyfart]

actually as a customer service agnet i do deal with
people like that...heheheheheeh...."DUmmy you aint gona get no dsl if you dont plug the Modem into the wall jack..."

[BADDOG]

HAHAHAHA that is so funny lol lol!!!!


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