Q's and Answers's (Mature) 69

[Chels]

Q: What is 69 and 69?
A: Dinner for four.

Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A: Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)

Q: But do you know what 6.9 is?
A: A good thing screwed up by a period.

Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: Because when it's soft it's hard to beat, but when it's hard you get screwed.

Q: What do a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions.

Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?
A: Your last blow job - Ever!

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[Matt]

69..greatest thing known to mankind

[kinaP]

lol nice 69 jokes

[Dr. Bullet]

Originally posted by Trilogy
69..greatest thing known to mankind

Those are hilarious Vixxy

[-Tigger-]

Originally posted by Vixxy


Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

lol ouch...

nice jokes lol

[Chels]

Haha hehe yeah they are quite funny