1 sentance per post guys!

[Mstenger404]

then i drop yet another supply drop on top of Squirmitz

[Grenademan]

and we all cheered again, both because our head shad not been blown off, and because squirmitz was now 400m below us forever.

[Chrispy]

Then we saw Sarah (she was a character we made up at the start) and we freed her from ~Sgt.Squirmitz~'s interrogation prison (he uses it for intel for the war, bullying the weak people for answers).

We all celebrated both in the game and in real-life, taunting, celebrating, throwing our guns around, throwing bullets everywhere, we celebrated sooooooooo much! Throwing money around, annoying NovaLogic, dropping fake nukes from the sky... etc! We loved it!

THE END

Get ready for Season Two on ''The Joint Operators''!

CREDITS

(in alphabetical order)

Creator
Mstenger404

Main Characters
Chris_OJB_DF645
front-liner
novadude
*Seraph*
~Sgt.Squirmitz~

...other main characters were ones that posted A LOT!


WHAT TO EXPECT IN SEASON TWO

New characters, new guns, new twists/cliffhangers, new explosives, a new generation of war, and so much more! To be started later this year!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

I want action tonight....
COJONES!!!

[Grenademan]

woah that was one huge story. Someone should put it all together in a word document...

[Chrispy]

Season Two starts...

We all just got our new crystal-diamond computer tower cases and other stuff and we then set it all up and hooked up big fat-ass projector screens. Here were Mstenger404's, Chris_OJB_DF645's, novadude's, front-liner's, and *Seraph*'s computer specs:

AMD 128 24000+ (240GHz)
16384MB RAM (1638GB)
128X DVD-R/RW Quadripple Layer
GeForce XT4 Vista-Advanced 4096MB (4GB)
Crystal-Diamond Laser-Advanced mouse
Crystal-Diamond Quick-Reflexes keyboard
Windows Vista Ultimate

After six hours of trialing our ''best-in-the-world'' computers, someone knocks on our door...

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Mstenger404]

Some guy from NASA wanted me to come over to the HQ and play on the super computer.

[Grenademan]

Mstenger then goes off to play on the super computer while the rest of us stay behind to play all of the best games in a LAN...erm game...while Mstenger plays the super pc, it suddenly implodes and shuts down all of NASA's systems, paving way for an alien invasion! YE GADS! ...

[don_gamewinner]

so i pick up a temperpedic matress and...



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[don_gamewinner]

so i picked up a temperpedic matress and..

Please Go to DONCLAN0.TRIPOD.COM

[Mstenger404]

then i restarted my technology which allows ppl to respawn in RL and attacked the aliens with satchel charges and blowing myself away

[Grenademan]

and then we all blow up

[Mstenger404]

then respawn and start blasting away at the alien douchebags

[Chrispy]

Then we saw Duke Nukem... with all these strippers and he was like ''hey man, gotta take a strip joint or two right?'' We were like, ''come and join us to blow them alien-asses up''!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

and so he did and with our combined strength, the alien invasion force was forced to retreat into the abyss...

[Sen]

A cat farts in the eerie silence.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

While all you crooney, unsophisticated little turds are desperately fighting your poor friends from outer space, Squirmitz, who, has dug out 400 km from under the earth's crust moments after he got buried, is on the land of sun, sand, sea, fast cars and beautiful women, and, as F-35B Lightning II Joint Strike Fighters fly overhead, he is sitting on the beach under a black umbrella, gleefully smoking a nargileh and consuming wad after wad of hashish.

[Chrispy]

^ You were digging yourself out in Hell, not in real-life! ^

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

And then Squirmitz exploded for no apparent reason.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then Squirmitz suddenly comes out of the bushes and, in a hashish-induced homicidal rage, turns Front-Liner, Mstenger404, Chris_OJB_DF645, and *Seraph* into shapeless, unrecognizable, bloody, red masses with his bare arse.