Pharmacist

[JoeKilU]

Billy and his girl friend have been dating for about 3 mos.( her and her family had strong religion) After much talking she was going to give into his advances.

But she said you will have to 2 things first . 1.go buy some protection. 2. you have to come have dinner with my parents.

So billy runs down to the drug store ask pharm I would like to buy a rubber. the pharm says you cant buy just 1 they come in packs of 3. Billy said it's my first time with her . better give me 3 packs.

He runs home to get ready . go over to her house. their all sitting around the dinner table waiting for her father to sit down. He sits down they all join hands say grace. billy does not even raise his head. He just keeps it down thru the hole meal.

they got out side. the girl said billy I did'nt know you belived in god you keep your head down the hole time. I did'nt know you were that religious. He looked up at her and said I never knew your dad was a Pharmacist