The Honeymoon is over

[Hellfighter]

The Honeymoon is over.

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

--Jay Leno
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America needs Obama-care like

Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

--Jay Leno
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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'

new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like

and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

--Conan O'Brien
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Q: What does Barack Obama

call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

--Jay Leno
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Q: What's the difference between

Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with

tax evaders, blackmailers,

and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

--David Letterman
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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat

in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,

who would be saved?

A: America !

--Jimmy Fallon
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Q: What's the difference between

Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

--Jimmy Kimmel
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Q: What was the most positive result of

the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the

Obama bumper stickers off the road.

--David Letterman
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add anymore you heard of and post them here

btw it don't have to be limited to Obama ether! anyone is great too

[atholon]

like the last one

[Hellfighter]

yea i like this one a bet, think were better off without them both>

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat

in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,

who would be saved?

A: America !

--Jimmy Fallon

[Hellfighter]

There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are both dead.

Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.

[Guest001]

Originally Posted by Hellfighter

yea i like this one a bet, think were better off without them both>

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat

in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,

who would be saved?

A: America !

--Jimmy Fallon

[Hellfighter]

did you hear about the new "smokey and banned 2025 movie" coming out this spring 2012

can tell you Pres Obama and some other were watching it behind close doors and got lockup in the room for a week. only cost tax's payer 22mil for them to watch it and make the movie for their eyes only to watch.

best part America was running 1000000x better when they weren't around!
-SNL


give them 2c and they milk it into 2.5trillion, like magic poof it gone in 2/1000sec

[Guest001]

According to The Advertiser Newspaper, Adelaide, South Australia. Wednesday, November 16, 2011.


OPERATION OBAMA EXPOSED IN OLD VAN
Sensitive details of US Secret Agents and advance staff's preparation for President Obama's visit to Australia have been found left in an old van at a Canberra hotel.

It can be revealed that time sheets detailing the travel of US agents and officials had been left in in an aging white Mazda van at the rear of the Hyatt.

One was sacked for sending them there unaccompanied in a taxi to be deposited in the unmanned van.

There are denials of any security breach.