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07-02-2011, 05:10 AM
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Has anyone seen my Special Forces Hamster?
"This is a world-wide alert!"
During the recent Hamster invasion from China my Special Forces Hamster ran away. It was last seen wearing a black and red ninja suit. Please do not approach the Hamster but imediately contact your local authority. Thank You 
Last edited by Guest001; 07-02-2011 at 08:02 AM. 
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07-03-2011, 04:19 AM
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haha i like it!
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07-03-2011, 10:39 AM
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 Found him!
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07-04-2011, 09:53 AM
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....AAP...FLASH......AAP...FLASH......AAP...FLASH. .....AAP...
In a separate report today a possible sighting of the Special Forces Hamster has raised suspicions regarding the identity of the body alleged to be that of mastermind and special forces hamster of many faces, Claymore Jones. Medical authorities will carry out a forensic examination of the remains found yesterday. A police spokesman has expressed grave concerns that the hamster is still on the loose. Stay tuned for situation updates...
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07-04-2011, 10:48 AM
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*BEEEP BEEEP*........ *BEEEP BEEEP*
We interrupt your program with an update concerning the escaped Special Force Hamster. The dangerous creature was recently spotted in post 429, page 22, of the "Whats your desktop look like?" thread. It was seen in the desktop of a man going by the user name of Stompem. We are awaiting further news from police on whether or not it is safe to return to the thread...
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07-06-2011, 09:18 PM
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....aap...flash......aap...flash......aap...flash. .....aap...
US Forces VS Special Forces Hamster Us forces mobilised to take on the latest threat... The Special Forces Hamster. .................................................. .................. SFH-20961 Update... Archive files reveal that the Special Forces Hamster cannot be permanently destroyed. That it can RESPAWN after obliteration . Stay tuned for situation updates... Last edited by Guest001; 07-06-2011 at 09:30 PM.
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#9
07-06-2011, 09:29 PM
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 Intel indicates the hamster is armed and dangerous...
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07-07-2011, 06:00 AM
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Counter forces are no match for the hamsters skill and firepower. Encounters with the hamster has left even the most skilled US special forces teams panic stricken and defenceless...
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07-07-2011, 11:47 AM
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He is THE Rambo of the hamsters!
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08-13-2011, 03:50 PM
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Cricetulus griseus
The Chinese Hamster is a delightful creature, with the endearing habit of clinging to its handler’s fingers like a harvest mouse. They are packed full of personality, and are very intelligent. They make fabulous pets.Ready to breed in 5 weeks.more here: http://www.southernhamsterclub.co.uk...d=44&Itemid=55 and Do Chinese restaurants use hamsters as food? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8094653AA3gKzt cheaper than a wife or dog....lol
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