1 sentance per post guys!

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

While mstenger is eating some really queerd volatile chemicals and front-liner is desperately trying to beat Squitmitz's Pinball top-score of four, Squirmitz ties his combat boots, loads his guns, and buys a new walkie-talkie.

[Mstenger404]

i come across new technology which allows people to actually respawn after they die in real life!!!! so i walked over to squirmit'z room and blew him away with my double barreled shotgun tied under my m16a2 and ran to the window and started gunning down people as they ran around.

[Chrispy]

Mstenger404 gave me a replica of his new technology and in exchange, I gave him a replica of my new technology called ''Portable PSP'', you can move the PSP anywhere in the world, and respawn there!

Me and Mstenger404 went into ~Sgt.Squirmitz~'s house and then blew his computer up... only leaving his secondary computer in the house:

Pentium 1 800MHz
64MB RAM
Windows 98
32MB Graphics Card (I made it like that so that he could play JO on it and so we can own him again)
14'' VGA monitor
4x CD-ROM Drive
28.8kbps internal modem

...compared to me and Mstenger404's computers (we had the same specs):

AMD 64 3.0GHz
4096MB RAM (4GB)
Windows Vista
1024MB GeForce 64000 FX Supreme
50'' EXTREME LCD
52x DVD-R/DVD-RW Triple Layer
1TB external broadband modem (1TB is 1 terabyte, which is 1000GB)

I also broke ~Sgt.Squirmitz~'s crappy second-hand $2 walkie-talkie which only could go up to 800m between talking distances...

OWNED!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Mstenger404]

then swapping a bunch of x360 processors and got it to work with our computers, now we get 3.2 Ghz only multiply that by 3

[Chrispy]

That's 9.6GHz (calculated in my head )

Me and Mstenger404 started owning people like hell in the game!
We had a fast as connection that we realized we could run past an enemy so fast that he'd die without shooting the fella! We got like

1 BILLION TRILLION MILLION QUADRILLION KILLS!



And the last person to ever die was ~Sgt. Squirmitz~ a.k.a. ~Sgt. Squirmhole~!
We killed him with like 100,000 bullets a second that his house blew up in real life, and even himself! (He lived.)

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Mstenger404]

he lived because he respawned again, then i walked over to his house again and blew him away and walked over to the window and started gunning down people again.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Our hero Squirmitz with, the help of mastenger's 'new technology' craputto, makes himself and his PC spawn and decides to get rid of that 'new technology' once and for all, so he pulls out his XM29 Objective Individual Combat Weapon and blows out the 'new technology' modem and poor little Chris_OJB_DF645*) with a 20mm High Explosive, High Velocity round.


*Did I spell that right?

[Grenademan]

then i defeated Squirmitz's top score and broke the pinball machine so asto prevent anyone conquering my score of doom. Then I ran off into the streets to join in the mindless killing...right after refueling on meat pies and sausage rolls coated in tomato sauce. THEN i ran off to kill stuff and blow up Squirmitz's computer...

[Mstenger404]

then i patent my new technology and name it "RL respawn" and mass produce it. then steal a mini gun from nowhere and literaly start mowing down people.

[Chrispy]

Me, Mstenger404, nova-dude, and front-liner hid in a very camoflaged bush before we all went to our local garage in real-life, we weren't back for about five hours and then when we came out... thre was this big super-gun that we created... We put it in our limosuine for a suprise attack and when we went back to our computers' (which were all in the same room with the same specs), none of us died yet!

2hrs later when we were ready... we got the super-weapon called Halo which was mixed with our super-gun to create mass destruction, and blasted ~Sgt.Squirmitz~'s house off the streets! Our gun blew up the defense systems, while the Halo did his house up!

1 minute later... ~Sgt.Squirmitz~ is on the street as a bum asking for spare change!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Chrispy]

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Mstenger404]

then i went to squirm and blew him away with my double barreled shotgun and started gunning down people.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Fortunately for our hero, Front-Liner, Chris_OJB_DF645, and Mstenger404's guns were loaded with turdish law- enforcement less-than-lethal ammunition (used by SWAT teams), and after asking for enough spare change, he buys a new $2 walkie-talkie and calls for a supply drop, then he gets an M61A2 Vulcan minigun and blows Front-Liner, Chris_OJB_DF645, and Mstenger 404's heads away with 20mm bullets fired at a rate of 6,000 rounds per minute.

[Mstenger404]

wtf is up with an m16 which is a freakin vulcan minigun? apperently squirmitz imagination had him going nowhere and i called in a supply drop and it landed on squirmitz and he died.

[Sen]

Mstenger sits down.

[Mstenger404]

and gets back to my game.

[Sen]

A monkey eats steak.

[Chrispy]

We put ~Sgt.Squirmitz~'s body in a tomb and buried him 400m into the Earth's crust forever...

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Mstenger404]

then he respawned and i dropped another supply drop on him

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Originally posted by Mstenger404
wtf is up with an m16 which is a freakin vulcan minigun? apperently squirmitz imagination had him going nowhere and i called in a supply drop and it landed on squirmitz and he died.

Its an M-6-1-A-2, not an M-1-6-A-2.