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don't treat people like baby's
Harold was an old man.
He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, 'And how are we doing this Morning', or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry?' Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, at Breakfast, old Harold took the apple juice off the tray and put it in his Bed side stand. Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. So you know where The juice went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine Bottle and looked at it. 'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today’ At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.' The nurse fainted! Old Harold just smiled! DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE
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hahaha
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Lol
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Have you ever tried to pee in one of those cardboard tubes they give you ?
It's a bit hard to do when your neck is in a metal brace and every bit of movement is agony. |
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lol
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good joke chief, lol
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sorry but could they flip your big fat metal case over like a frying pan and let the fat (piss) drain out?
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