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Product warnings
These are actual product labels found on some products, feel free to add any you know of:
On a heat and serve bread and butter pudding container from Mark & Spencer: "Take care - product will be hot after heating." From the makers of irons, Rowenta: "Do not iron clothes on body." On a packet of cough syrup made for children by Boots: "Do not drive car or operate machinery. Avoid alcoholic drinks." Found on Dremel rotary wood drill: (Not to be used as a dental drill) Found on Bosch Dishwasher: (Do not let children play in dishwasher) Found on sprinkler: (For outdoor use only) Found on Mountain Biking Shin Pads: (Does not protect any part of body not covered by pads) Found on Bathroom Heater: (Do not use in bathroom.) Found on Fireplace Log: (WARNING: Risk of fire.) Found on Lighter Fluid..[I know you all seen this one before]..: (DANGER: Flammable.) Venus Foot Sealer 2. Assembly Procedures 1, Please refer to Step 1 - Step 6 at How to Assemble and assemble all parts with screws. another one...... On a korean kitchen knife Warning: Keep out of children.
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04' Dodge SRT-4, Mopar Stage 3, 406whp/436wtq |
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On a batman costume: WARNING: Cape does not allow user to fly.
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In a K-mart add, in fine print uder the picture of a gun safe on sale: Firearms not included.
What's worse is all of those warnings come from either a lawsuit or some dumbass has tried it and affected for life by it. Here's to all stupid people
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on a swedish chain saw it says "do not stop with hands"
(anyone who has done this raise your hand) |
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Devildog. The last of the truly international americans.
Do you ever listen to Terry Wogans show or have you just been visiting his website... <--- Devildog |
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lol!
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LOL! (note : in the quote r the funniest) i hope no one actually did some of these!!
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on a clothes iron box, it said "do not use on self"
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"If a man does his best, what else is there?" -General George S. Patton, Jr. |
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Dude, those lines are there for a reason! Some dumbass has tried it and the manufacturer has been sued because there was no warning on the box. Look at McDonalds when they lost millions to that lady that spilled fresh hot coffee in her lap while driving. Before that, there were no warnings on thier coffee cups. Face it, there are some really stupid S.O.B.s out there!
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Never run from a sniper...You'll only die tired. ------------------------------ If you hear the shot...it's already too late.------- |
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On the bottom of a tub of Sainsburys Tiramisu
"Do not turn this product upside down" |
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