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Old 12-16-2004, 05:32 PM
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What happened the Very first time Santa said HoHoHo...




Mrs Santa slapped him

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Old 12-16-2004, 09:34 PM
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Santa never said Hoohoo, it came to be:

he was going down a fireplace and some one left a poker in there, he put the fire out only the poker was really burning hot he came down the fireplace really fast and it gone up his rearend really deep inside him, he yell out Hohhot out-loud. every one think they heard him say Hoohoo but he was in so much pain from that day on every one keep thinking it.

so every time he go to a home he move around his rearend it flair up and gets to him he still yell Hohhot Hohhot Hohhot
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Old 12-16-2004, 10:28 PM
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Santa never said Hoohoo, it came to be:

he was going down a fireplace and some one left a poker in there, he put the fire out only the poker was really burning hot he came down the fireplace really fast and it gone up his rearend really deep inside him, he yell out Hohhot out-loud. every one think they heard him say Hoohoo but he was in so much pain from that day on every one keep thinking it.

so every time he go to a home he move around his rearend it flair up and gets to him he still yell Hohhot Hohhot Hohhot
man that just ruins the spirit of the joke this belongs in a poste of its own.. you are suposed to laugh at a joke not change the subject,,the pun of the joke is she thought he was calling her a Ho...nothing personal...
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Old 12-16-2004, 10:39 PM
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man that just ruins the spirit of the joke this belongs in a poste of its own.. you are suposed to laugh at a joke not change the subject,,the pun of the joke is she thought he was calling her a Ho...nothing personal...
did i not posted in its own post above? it was a come back guy i only added to it
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Old 12-16-2004, 10:57 PM
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did i not posted in its own post above? it was a come back guy i only added to it
no you did not post it in a post of its own you posted a reply my opinion its a totally seperate joke that is equally funny
that belongs in a seperate post.most come backs reply's go along with the spirit of the joke ,this one is like a fork in the rode.
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Old 12-16-2004, 11:07 PM
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it was a reply to "What happened the Very first time Santa said HoHoHo..."

maybe you don't have a clue gee guy take it easy
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Old 12-17-2004, 07:58 AM
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Now, now gentlemen it is almost Christmas so shake hands and be nice or Santa will know lol lol!!!!!


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Old 12-17-2004, 08:28 AM
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Make someone happy this christmas.

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Old 12-17-2004, 08:43 AM
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Awww poor kid but funeeeeee bro!!!!


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Old 12-17-2004, 03:21 PM
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Make someone happy this christmas.

i just posted that...parents that dont have money take thier kid here to get out of christmas
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Old 12-17-2004, 05:38 PM
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i just posted that...parents that dont have money take thier kid here to get out of christmas
Thought it looked familiar.
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