elevator

[bigsmellyfart]

A man named Mike goes into an elevator, looks up
and sees he is >alone except for this great big huge guy
standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring
at him, looks down and says,"7 feet tall, 350 lb., 20 inch
penis, testicles weigh 3 lb. each, Turner Brown." Mike just
faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels
down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking
him. He asks, "Are you OK?" In a very weak voice Mike
says, "Excuse me, but what did You just say to me?" The big
dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just
>figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always
asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20
inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is
Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you
said "Turn Around "

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lm,ao

[Trojan]

lmao, Dover, good company

lesson is: Don't do time in the slammer... .

-troj

[Dragon-SC-]

Originally posted by Trojan
lmao, Dover, good company

lesson is: Don't do time in the slammer... .

-troj

Good one. My wife works for Dover Elevator. They are now called Thyssenkrupp Elevator.

[Trojan]

Cool, thanks for the update. I've never heard of Thyssenkrupp. The only Krups I've heard of is the maker of my coffee machine, hehe. Good day!
-troj