JO ANTICS

[bigsmellyfart]

JO ANTICS

i was on a team when a armored vehicle parked out side our camp so i went and picked up some hardware and swam(snuk)behind the EAV and planted some satchel chg's and swam away then BOOM no more EAV(enemy armored vehicle)the occupant poped out and I gave him a dose of ak47..... the second time an EAV came all the way into our camp and made the mistake of parking next to the armory. i went inside the armory proneed down
and lifted some satchels and tossed them out the window, ducked and BOOM no more EAV.....Then i was playing chicken in an unarmed heli kamakazie style and saw a ERHC (enemy Rigid Hull Craft )so i buzzed the craft really good to let him know i was there then came back around just skimming the water he stood up and i got TEETH markes on my rotor blades...can you imagine what he saw comin at him...hehehehe
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today i did a lot of kamakazie w unarmed helii's. ..
i landed my crippled heli in the water outside the
enemy camp swam ashore found an enemy had just started
a helii so i climed on board shot the pilot
then shot the guy coming on board for
the ride grabbed the controles and took
off im my fresh new helli and took it back
to base....hehehehehe

[Systemkaos]

....if i just post my game experiances i would have more posts the steve

[bigsmellyfart]

i thought it would be funny and pass on some tactics at the same time

[Jammed]

I was wondering at the wrong side of a mounten... Was walking for ages... And got bored....

When I was about to kill myself with a nade... I saw a little rubber boat comming up to me.. with a enemy at the wheel... He did not expect me there... So one shot in the head... And it was my boat....

[Systemkaos]

practicing with my self flying and hit the - to zoom out of the map and there was a lil green boat all the way out in the water so i got a little bird flew out to see and low and behold it was a mark IV

[Cody 7]

yeah lol i would have like a milloin posts if i told all of my game strategies, but here are a couple basic ones.

When using a chinook ALWAYS put a jeep or even better an APC in it, with at least 4 troops in the chopper. Nothing works better that to land roll out an ACV and fill the enimies camp full of lead! (wekl bigsmellyfart's strategy will work) but a chinook is a waste without vehicles in it!

Another thing - If you have a willing pilot, tell him to fly directly over the enimie's camp. (lets hope no one has a stinger) and when he flies over drop 2 satchels into the base. Then click and BANG! it should total any vehicles in thier camp hopefully.

When trying to take over an enemy camp dont run in with guns blazing. Try and find a good hiding spot, and wait untill no enimie are in the camp before you take it over (in the top right corner it tells you how many rebels/ and Joint Ops team members are in the area. You need to outnumber the enimie to take the camp over) and wait for the precise moment to move in.



I hope these tips help guys

[bigsmellyfart]

i WOULD HAVE MORE THAN ONE GUY DROP SATCHELS LIKE ALL THE TROOPS DROP SATCHELS THEN WHEN YOU LAND GO CHANGE TO PREFERENCE OR RELOAD 1 AT A TIME. ALSO ALL YOO WOMBATS DONT TAKE THE LAST ARMORED VEHICLE OFF THE BASE . ANY OTHER VEHICLE THAT SOMEONE IS USEING TO DEFEND THE BASE WITH LEAVE THAT ONE ALONE TOO.
ALSO DONT DESTROY EVERY VEHICLE ON THE BASE JUST TO KEEP IT FROM THE ENEMY A FELLOW TEAM MATE MAY RESPAWN AND WANT A VEHICLE AND IF THERE ALL GONE HE OR SHE HAS TO WAIT AND WAIT AND WAIT AND WAIT AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR A VEHICLE RESPAWN, BESIDES IT WONT DO ANY GOOD TO DESTROY THEM CAUSE AFTER YOU ARE GONE THAY WILL JUST REPAWN.

[bigsmellyfart]

Well it happened again i respawned and found an EAV
parked by the armory again so i summoned some satchels
and tossed them out the window and BOOM no more EAV
and a two fer one special (Driver and Shooter)

[Systemkaos]

what were the caps for?

[-Tigger-]

lol me and Fuzzy where in UK Island hopper none of the vechils where spawning , we seen a boat and headed for it.. it was blew up and sunken but we hboth swam for it and tried to get in , it teleported us to the enemy base - lol , i was like WTF!!! how did that happen?

[bigsmellyfart]

EAV = Enemy Armored Vehicle it says up above
actually caps are for your head

[Systemkaos]

could have sworn there was a topic started by panther about being nice. So please i know im not the best example but please. you dont want a warning from trilogy

[bigsmellyfart]

i was doin the demo playing kamakazie in the heli's
i thought i was by myself at the base when i got in the pilot seat and a few moments before lift off
some guy had hopped on board so i took off and as
i was flying he stood up and i said hahahaha
and pressed the descent key..blublublublublu...
like a tin can on jail bars aaaaaaahhhhhh....my passenger ate rotorblade... i have seen village idiots running round and run into the tail rotor blublublublublu no more village idiot.it was all funny at the time hehehehehehe
p.s. if you the enemy see someone buzzing around you like a fly its probably me..
Last Edited: 4/9/2004 6:16:00 AM By: BackDoorBandit

[Cody 7]

LOL bigsmellyfart yeah i love it when you hear that delightful sound of your teammate getting thier head cut off on your chopper

lol one time i was piloting a passanger littlebird and i had 4 people sitting on the benches... they were messing around and stuff and CLIP! on person's head flew off. then SLICE! the other ones head went off. soon i had no more teammates

[bigsmellyfart]

its also nice when your little bird (which is what i was flying abouve) is all full up
an one catches a bullet for you. then
you have to fly the bird so that you swap human shield's . whats even funnier is when you take off ur little bird and you hear a ping ping ping ping on the bottom of ur L bird so you sit back down and th bird fills up and because they shot at you you kamakazie into the mountain "sorry you shot my Hydrolics out "

[Cody 7]

Originally posted by bigsmellyfart
you kamakazie into the mountain "sorry you shot my Hydrolics out "

man LMFAO! yeah, i oughtta try that one... teach 'em a lesson to stop shooting at my chopper to pick em up. LOL I'VE LOST HYDRAULICS! NOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOM!!!

[bobsm8]

my gaming experiences are full of fun..i laugh everytime i see a "new" "mongoose" or even now a "wombat" because i know they cant even find how to change their tag ...god help em in the actual game ..n00bs n00bs n00bs..ya gotta laugh lol..annoyances are on J.ops when a single guy jumps into a heli or boat and buggers off in it without waiting for gunners/naders for it..then head straight for the enemies nearest base head on..like thats gonna work

[bigsmellyfart]

when i ferry passengers they jump out too soon before i finish
landing and of coarse they eat rotor then i go do kamakazie
trying to take out enemy aircraft a manuver thats very dificult
youhave to be a kittle faster and youhave to ajust you altitude so your landing struts catch thier rotor blades i have been succssessfull only about three times two times credit went to suicide for all but once i got credit for 2 kills.i've been close a few times when some jerk takes out my kill. i mentioned ubove about stealing the enemy heli perhaps i should have waited till it got full of passengers took off and then kamakazie the mountain.
by the way how do you chg tags and how
many times can you do it

[bobsm8]

Originally posted by bigsmellyfart

by the way how do you chg tags and how
many times can you do it

player options..double click "wombat" where it says "name" (you may need to use your keyboard arrow keys to "scroll right to end of the name)delete and re enter your own tag...as often as you like m8 but why you cant use a name you like and stick to it or add another profile ill never understand..

[bigsmellyfart]

did not ask how to chg name asked how to chg team