well played

[MAJWIZ]

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.
She said, " I bet you are going to try to sell me a ticket to the
Louisiana State Trooper's Ball."
He replied, " Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his ticket book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and drove away.