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03-23-2005, 08:56 PM
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a guy named benny
their was a beach comber named benny and one day when he was combing the beach he found an urn. when he rubbed the urn to shine it a genie apeared and told him he would grant him any thing he wanted so long an benny would never shave again. if he did shave he would turn into an urn. benny agreed.20 years pass, benny has money, he has women,he has every thing he's ever wanted.but his beard is so long he's triping over it, it's infested with fleas, and also stinks.it gets so bad he said to hell with it and shaves, then turns into a urn. the moral of the story "a benny shaved is a benny urned."
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03-23-2005, 11:11 PM
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nice
ROFLMFAO
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03-23-2005, 11:15 PM
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did she shave her benny
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03-23-2005, 11:19 PM
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how many saw an american wedding
not me but i saw the trailer and the shaveing sceen and subsiquint discarding of the hair left me in stiches i was rofl... thats what this joke reminds me of...
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03-24-2005, 01:05 PM
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I own that movie, hilarious stuff
 Great joke. He should have gone to a dermatologist who could have used a laser to zap his pores, getting rid of the hair and the need to shave forever. Hehehe.
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