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Old 05-02-2004, 01:58 PM
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RollEyes Stupidest Things To Do!!!!!

Stupidest Things To Do...

In Baseball:

Trip Over The Ball After A Bunt.
Trip Over A Base Trying To Round It.
Put Your Jersey On Backwards.
Forget Waht Positiong Your Apose To Be At.
After Hitting The Ball you Run To 3rd Instead of 1st.

In Football:

Line Up On The Wrong Side Of The Line.
Run The Wrong Way As A Running Back.
Put Your Jersey On Backwords.
Put Your Shoulder Pads On Backwards.

In Hockey:

Shoot The Puck Into Your Own Net.
Forget To Stop And Run Into The Boards.

Other:

Look At Another Girls Ass While Your With Your Wife/Girlfreind.
Trip Over Your Wife/Girlfreind's Feet.
Look Down You Teachers Shirt In The Middle Of Class.
Put Your Shoes On The Wrong Feet.
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Old 05-02-2004, 04:14 PM
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lmao.. the sport ones were funny.. i almost tripped when i bunted the ball.. down 1st base line.. kicked it foul..
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Old 05-02-2004, 04:34 PM
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Old 05-02-2004, 04:46 PM
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yea all them are really nutso things to do.

i have one for you really happen
older US-Army Jeep takes 4gts of oil
a soldier ask a Office who came by how much of this? He put into it (he holding in his hands oil 5gal can) Office saids Much as it will take (Bad thing to say) the solider put the full 5Gals in to it, he turn the jeep in to a smoke-maker it smoke up the whole Motor-pool area really good. I could not see a thing. i came across this soldier ask what he was doing and he then told me the full story. man i jump on him right there and told him to turn that jeep off and don't tell anyone what has happen at all, then we together drain the oil and refill it to the right level.

if word got out he May have gotten into trouble for it.

He was lucky he did not blow the seals on that engine at all. very lucky or he would have to tell the Motor pool officer why or how it happing.
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Old 05-04-2004, 06:07 PM
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Old 05-08-2004, 11:29 PM
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that really happened to you adfp??? what a dumbass
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