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Old 01-26-2006, 11:53 AM
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Smile riddle me this?

heres a riddle answer it and post ur own

Whats greater than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have it, rich people don't need it, and if you eat too much of it you will die. What is it?
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Old 01-26-2006, 01:49 PM
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Old 01-26-2006, 02:21 PM
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Old 01-26-2006, 02:44 PM
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Old 01-26-2006, 03:02 PM
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you dont no what Drugs are?
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Old 01-26-2006, 03:10 PM
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Old 01-26-2006, 03:25 PM
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Old 01-27-2006, 11:37 AM
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yep uv got it right,
heres an easier one

I can run but cannot walk, have a mouth but cannot talk, I have a bed but never sleep
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Old 01-27-2006, 01:41 PM
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Old 01-27-2006, 02:03 PM
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Umm wow thats worse that the "knock Knock" jokes

Muwahhaha I have a plan you will never fail me

damn it didnt work

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Old 01-27-2006, 06:16 PM
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:40 PM
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River?
if he isn't right, then... i'll do something
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yah hes right
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Old 02-03-2006, 04:41 PM
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How many letters are in the alphabet?
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Old 02-03-2006, 05:48 PM
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26 - English alphabet

29 - Spanish alphabet

w00t

am i right??
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Old 02-03-2006, 08:27 PM
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im going to go 7, since letters reoccur

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Going with Mike on this one.
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