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Old 03-09-2017, 06:52 AM
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The dolls

A man and woman had been married for more then 60 years. They shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe bow in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. Until one day...

For all these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.00 dollars.

He asked her about the contents.
"when we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a little doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back all the tears. Only two Precious dolls were in the box. She had been angry with him only two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
"Honey," he said, "That explains the dolls, but what about all this money? Where did it come from?"

"OH," She said "THATS THE MONEY I MADE FROM SELLING ALL THE OTHER DOLLS."
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Old 03-09-2017, 08:10 AM
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Old 03-10-2017, 01:22 AM
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