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Old 08-11-2005, 11:11 PM
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[In the News] Man accidentally runs over wife twice

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A 75-year-old German was so shocked he had accidentally run down his wife he started forward and drove over her again, authorities said on Wednesday.
Police in the western town of Bad Nauheim said the man compounded his 73-year-old wife's misery after an onlooker told him he had just run her over while backing out of a parking space. The woman was rushed to hospital and survived.

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this really happen. [LMFAO

normal i would put this into "News and Current Events"
but this is to funny

he ran over his wife not 1x but two times, still did not do the job at all. think he was in high hope she not make it through the day lmfao
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Old 08-12-2005, 09:01 AM
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LOL what a dork
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Old 08-12-2005, 09:54 PM
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When you are together that long you don't want to really kill her. If she gets to heaven first you don't know what she's been doing before you got there. heh
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Old 08-13-2005, 10:11 AM
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Lol incredible Chief!!!!


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