Some Jokes!!!

[J-Factor]

THESE ARE JOKES, NOT TO BE RUDE TO ANY 1 OUT THERE!!!
To Admins: IF YOU FIND THESE BAD AND IF YOU BANNED I UNDERSTAND AND I'M SORRY FOR THAT!

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her a**.
It woke up the spider
Who lived deep inside her.
He said "Hey, free electric and gas."

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my c*ck
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the b*tch on the next block.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, b*tch?"

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over,
Her Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own.

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his f*ckin' d*ck.