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Old 08-24-2006, 10:40 AM
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Biggrin The Laundry

A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about
having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual
inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up
with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."
This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first
night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that
first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was
ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her,
"Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired.
She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the
morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had
asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the
laundry" with him again.
She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do
the laundry again if you want,"
He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."


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Old 08-24-2006, 10:52 AM
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Old 09-19-2006, 09:22 PM
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Old 09-19-2006, 11:32 PM
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doing the laundry huh!

i'm gonna use that term from now on.


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