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Old 08-06-2005, 01:33 PM
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
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Old 08-07-2005, 05:21 AM
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LMAO very good!!!!

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Old 08-07-2005, 07:30 PM
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i'll have to remember some of those lol
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Old 08-07-2005, 07:31 PM
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I dont know about the eggs one though.... :S
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Old 08-07-2005, 07:33 PM
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lmao, nice
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:44 PM
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lmfao!
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Old 08-08-2005, 09:08 AM
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haha, have yet to hear them in real life though.
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