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Old 05-19-2006, 08:57 PM
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so another guy walks into a bar...................................

Okay, so a boy is being abused by his parents, so a court trial is held to see who gets control over him. After an intense battle, the judge asks the boy "so kid, do you want to live with your dad?" The boy responds "no, he beat me." "So", the judge says "you want to live with your mom." "No, she beat me too." Frustrated, the judge asks him "so who do you want to live with?" The boy says "the New Orleans Saints, because they don't beat anybody!"
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Old 05-19-2006, 08:59 PM
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:54 PM
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will he knows he will never feel pain lmao
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