Yo Mamma Jokes!

[skinny killer]

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

[Hellfighter]

your momma is soo old!! she had to get her reface rebuild for the 80x now and she still look like blowfish

[Chrispy]

Your moma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

[Hellfighter]

*your momma is crazy she pick up a live mouse and put into her ear thinking it was a hearing aid then later on she seen her hair dryer on the grass! thinking the kids playing with it again, only it was a real live skunk! gone into the bathroom to use it as a hair dryer. your poor momma did not feel love for many weeks after that no family members would come by and see her!

Your momma could not find any-real love in this world other then her own family! she got marry to her own sister and had many children's from the love they had for many years! Do to they cheated on each other. That makes you are the off spring of your momma cheating affairs of her many male lovers!! You know when you hear some guy say "who you’re Daddy" he one of them who had a great time with your momma

[RedrumSalad]

that was long and boring, ok, here's one, yo mamma so ugly, when burglurs robbed her house she yelled rape! rape! and they said no! no!

[ShArP]

Yo momma so old that here Social Security number is 1.

[Hellfighter]

your momma goofup big time and had her face work on



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[Chrispy]

What
The
Farrrrk

[Hellfighter]

chrispy don't feel badly next week i make one of troy as will lmfao

got to say it was a blast to come up with!

fair warning Troy
hide them Picture's of your self! before i get a chance to use them lol

*your momma is a dummy when it come to dates going to places, she walk into a church wedding and got marry to the wrong guy

[RedrumSalad]

yo mamma's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl

[SgtDylan]

you mamas so dunb it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes

[Hellfighter]

your momme is soo open minded, when any men come within 10 feet of her she think its the mating season

[skinny killer]

ur mama so ugly, it is said that 9 out of 10 men who see her will fall into a coma.

I made that 1 up

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by skinny killer
ur mama so ugly, it is said that 9 out of 10 men who see her will fall into a coma.

I made that 1 up

and the one who don't pass out is totally blind, but when she come close to him! the smell of her after shave it knock him out for good right? or will it kill him before he has a chance to pass out? lol

[SgtDylan]

yo mama so poor when i rand the door bell she stuck head out the window and shouted DING!
yo mama so poor that when i was eating diner at her house and grabbed a paper plate she said dont use the good china and when i had to go to the bathroom, she said pick a corner, any corner.
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[ShArP]

Yo momma so fat, that she fell and the Grand Canyon was formed.

[Hellfighter]

god your momma is SO fat when she like to cook-up a meal:
steps
1.) she jump on the ground she made Yellowstone super volcano use it to cook on.
2.) she jump for the second time and all the plants and wild life all flown into the air and landed inside it.
3.) she needed to turn up the heat more! she turn around and farted so hard above the super volcano's!! she made the mounting rangers you now see today in Yellowstone national park.
4.) she needed to add-in more water! she jump again for the last time and crack the under ground rivers basin of water ways and made old faithful to spring up water into the cooking mix.
5.) when she tasted the cooking mix! she notice it needed more salt to the mix, she did a body slam into the land and a tidal wave of sea water came in added in the salt water to the mix.

the native Indians call her big fe·tish·ize mother of all cooking, it feed 1000s of native Indians, sad when she die there was no were to lay her to rest she was that big, you see the swamp lands in Georgia USA to day full of life

[RedrumSalad]

lets get this thread started up again...

*pretend i am a muslim*

ur mamma is so smelly, people would rather sit next to me on an airplane

[Hellfighter]

your mother is so love! all the men in town knows who she is and call her late at night to go shopping in the local mall after it been close for the night!

[skinny killer]

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.