married women

[bigsmellyfart]

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."


A lady inserted an 'ad' in the : "Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better
revenge than to let her keep him.

A wo/man is incomplete until she is married. Then s/he
is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."

Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries
her?"
Dad: "That is true in every country, son."


Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was until I got married, and by then,
it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.


Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with
their nine children. A blind man joins them after a
few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it
overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are
able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the
blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband
gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the
blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to
him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end
of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at
the end of YOUR stick, we'd both be riding the bus,
so shut up."


Wives are like ANGELS always up in the air and
harping about something.

[Chels]

Originally posted by bigsmellyfart





Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with
their nine children. A blind man joins them after a
few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it
overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are
able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the
blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband
gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the
blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to
him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end
of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at
the end of YOUR stick, we'd both be riding the bus,
so shut up."

Best one

[Terry]

lmfao quality

[BADDOG]

LMAO very funny!!!!

Regards

[Kandi]

Originally posted by bigsmellyfart
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

for a man to find out that he has faults he doesnt need to have a wife, just a girlfriend.. just ask Scott.. he now knows he has many faults lol

it should read: "Just think, if it weren't for women, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all."

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by bigsmellyfart
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

some times marriage can lead to death of them.

my father brother has been marry to 16 wifes at this time and he still looking for the special women to make his life better!
5-die!
2-left him!
6-deprive him! he let them go
2-uncounted for
1-will not leave him at all, he trying to get her out of his life! but its not working out at this time. so basic he stuck with the last one!

he can't get a new ball and chain
last i heard from in was 2005

[by the way thats no joke real life]

[Kandi]

i dont even know what to say

[Scott]

wtf? I dont have any faults

[Hellfighter]

as for me never been there! but i can see it happen to other and lmfao

[Kandi]

you do too dont even lie lol
i'll still keep you though
if only to harp at you your faults until the end of your days ;p

[Hellfighter]

Scott is right man! is in the right place! but wrong time to post

[Kandi]

be careful hun or i will insist on bagpipes at our wedding

[Hellfighter]

wooow
do i heard wedding bells coming soon!
with you two thats is news now, tell us more P's girl love to hear all about the sweet low down on this! when is the big day coming?

[Scott]

Actually, I know someone that can play the bagpipes. Be careful what you wish for

[Kandi]

actually i know MANY people who can play the bagpipes. I was a cadet dont forget. if you were in the band you either played pipes or drums.. and 50% of the corps was in band.. not me however

[Scott]

Sounds like we have a band!!

[Kandi]

lmao. cool now you get to pay for them to go with us.. its only a 15 or more hour drive lol

[Kandi]

as for the low down.. there really isnt any low down yet to give.. is there Scott?

[Scott]

Nope

[Kandi]

sadly thats your fault to btw

you see, we all need to wait for Scott to get the ball rolling... its only been 6 years!