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Old 06-20-2005, 08:05 PM
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Why do Tampons have strings...?




So you can eat and floss at the same time..!
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:06 PM
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Anybody got their red wings?
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:20 PM
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that's sick.. truly sick.
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:21 PM
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:40 PM
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nice but here one better:

man i think women have it made, using Tampons like a tea bag after they are all done with them, let it seat in a cup of hot water and drink it later like a glass of red tea. lol
[now thats sickly]

can't wait to see what P's girl has to say about that one lol

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Old 06-20-2005, 09:18 PM
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ewww.w....
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Old 06-21-2005, 12:34 AM
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nice but here one better:

man i think women have it made, using Tampons like a tea bag after they are all done with them, let it seat in a cup of hot water and drink it later like a glass of red tea. lol
[now thats sickly]

can't wait to see what P's girl has to say about that one lol

My Mom almost lost her dinner on that one...hehehehehe
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:38 AM
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Chief......(decides not to say anything..shakes head....) BigSmelly.......(ditto)
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Old 06-21-2005, 11:21 AM
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A bunch of canables, lmao.
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Old 06-21-2005, 11:41 AM
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that's sick.. truly sick.
agreed lmao
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Old 06-21-2005, 01:26 PM
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Holy jesus, I think I'm gonna puke...
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Old 06-21-2005, 04:19 PM
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Put simply thats just gross... I dont even know what else to say besides that that is just absolutely no questions asked nasty... Couldnt even imagine that.. eewww

Why were you waiting to see what i would say to it cheif?? and yours was just as gross btw.. you guys have just too much time on your hands *shakes head sadly* men...
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Old 06-21-2005, 06:35 PM
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Put simply thats just gross... I dont even know what else to say besides that that is just absolutely no questions asked nasty... Couldnt even imagine that.. eewww

Why were you waiting to see what i would say to it cheif?? and yours was just as gross btw.. you guys have just too much time on your hands *shakes head sadly* men...
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:54 PM
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A bunch of canables, lmao.
you havent been around in life
got nutn 2 do wit canableism
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:55 PM
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no ..what he meant was.."you are what you eat" >'.'<
I suddenly have the urge to lick my arse...meow...
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Old 06-21-2005, 08:01 PM
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Why do Dogs, lick their balls?




































Because they can! heh. *chases cat*

I just had to laugh. I didn't wanna light the fuse.
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some of us that haven't been around "got it" ..now we know..(curls tail and blinks) ...
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Old 06-21-2005, 08:07 PM
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I could tell a nasty story and ruin this thread but If I get 5 votes to tell it I will.

Should Trojan tell a story? Yes or No.
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