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Old 06-11-2005, 09:55 PM
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[Mature] What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
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Old 06-12-2005, 12:39 AM
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pack them in a small unit container, place a m8 in the center of them all, pack it really super tight, light the M8 run. work same way as C4.

you can use bread bags the same way. old school

add a bit of lighter/gas fuel maybe 5mil-10mil to it a extra boost to it.
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you could go to the local school tell them your son been having fun with a lot of girls there, they may freak like crazy
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Hang them on the wall in school and put a name of a girl under every 1 of them.
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hmm gotta be something to do with making a tyre out of them i.e. a "goodyear"
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Old 06-12-2005, 09:57 AM
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fak i clicked it to lol.

the message "this will disable it" should have been put before

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Old 06-12-2005, 10:34 AM
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Old 06-12-2005, 10:49 AM
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well 365 rubbers, 365 days in a year.. so any relation? lol
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Old 06-12-2005, 11:31 AM
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Send them in as Social Security payments...
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lmao, Steve had the right idea.

What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

Melt them down, make a tire and call it a goodyear, lmao.
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Old 06-12-2005, 12:34 PM
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lol, nice, thought it was something completely different lol
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lol .. g1
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used!!!!

eeek i didnt see that part, rather gross huh? rofl
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fak i clicked it to lol.

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eeek i didnt see that part, rather gross huh? rofl
yea, nasty. lmao
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eeek i didnt see that part, rather gross huh? rofl
you sicko....now we know what you do with yours
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i wish i have 365 used rubbers lol
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lmao, same here. Anybody else going blind? heh
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Hang them on the wall in school and put a name of a girl under every 1 of them.
Write the girls name on each rubber with a sharpie magic marker...
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will they are rubbers right? will put them all into a washer, after they been washed hang them up to dry, when finish pass them out to all the girls you know. tell them you like to play it safe any time they like to try them out have them call you..you'll be there real fast to please them toboot.
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