Pickup lines women should use{MATURE}

[DevilDog#1]

Originally posted by Trojan
Who loves fat girls?

Where did that come from?

[Trojan]

lmao, When I was in the Marine Corps. A buddy of mine from my home town that joined after I did was stationed at a base next to mine. We hooked up one night when I got back from training to become Special Operations Capable and was about to be sent over seas. I wasn't sure if I was coming home or not, so anyway I wanted to party with my grade school friend. We stopped off at the liquor store and bought a bottle of Jim Beam. We decided to go to a cool bar in town to try and get laid. We wanted to make a good memory we could laugh about for the rest of our lives. We'll we snuck the bottle in and got a table. We ordered just Coca-Cola for about an hour. We scouted the place for a while but were having no luck. We'll these two big girls walk ing and get a table. Me and my bud just looked at each other and laughed. We both werre thinking the same damn thing. We'll after a few more drinks, we walked over and sat at thier table. We started talking and they invited us back to thier place for the night. They lived in "Morehead City" lmfao. Good name. lmfao. We both scored two fat girls and were proud of it. Still laugh about it to this day. Mine had to be atleast 300 lbs, roflmao. Shh, don't tell anyome, heh.

[Dr. Bullet]

OMG...*urk*

I...*urk*

I can't even comment without gagging

EDIT: And your post is what is called a thread stopper. If I hadn't posted, that would've been the biggest, baddest thread stopper in history. Stop this mofo dead in its tracks...

[Mauser 98K]

lmao, was they wearing those tight polyester pants, hell fat girls need lovin too.

[Trojan]

[trojan edit]

[DevilDog#1]

LMFAO!!! You guys are going to get in trouble. LMFAO!

[Mauser 98K]

gona have him pukin in his keyboard, lol

[Trojan]

Originally posted by Mauser 98K
lmao, was they wearing those tight polyester pants, hell fat girls need lovin too.

lmfao. Good ole country girls from North Carolina.

[Dr. Bullet]

Originally posted by Trojan
edit

OMFG, that is so sick...o holy lord god, the nasty mental images. How could you do such a thing? Even joking about this isn't cool

[DevilDog#1]

Originally posted by Trojan
edit

I think the thread should say [VERY MATURE!!] LMFAO

[Dr. Bullet]

No kidding...I just wanted it to be a smut thread, not a sick playing with the fat girl thread.

That's just not cool!

[Trojan]

Sorry, have to delete threads.

[Mauser 98K]

want something to get that image out of ur head, clear ya mind and think of a thong, keep it in yr mind, now keep it in yr mind, and put janet reno in it. lmao

[DevilDog#1]

LMFAO!! Chicken!!

[Trojan]

ok, I edited. lmao Mauser.

[Dr. Bullet]

Originally posted by Mauser 98K
want something to get that image out of ur head, clear ya mind and think of a thong, keep it in yr mind, now keep it in yr mind, and put janet reno in it. lmao

O christ...

[Mauser 98K]

lmao i think i wet me self lol

[DevilDog#1]

Ewwww

[Mauser 98K]

j/k lol

[Trojan]

Well I'm glad you guys got to hear my little story, lmao.

Would you be upset if I told you it went on for a year after I got back from My Meritime Duty? lmfao.