Pickup lines women should use{MATURE}

[Dr. Bullet]

10. Wanna come play on my slip 'n' slide?
9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen?
8. This bra is so tight, it's uncomfortable.
7. You must know a good rain dance, 'cause you're making me wet.
6. Excuse me, my lipstick rolled underneath your seat, mind if I get under you?
5. I was thinking of volunteering at the fire department, could I practice sliding down your pole?
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop?
3. Stick it in!!!
2. Either I just spilled my drink in my lap or I'm really happy to see you.
1. Your face reminds me of a La-Z-Boy, I could sit on it all day long!

[Chels]

I have used all of em but none worked cause the guy was g4y lol j/k

[Dr. Bullet]

You're kidding me

I'm sorry, but if a good looking girl came up to me and used any of those, I'd probably faint

[Hellfighter]

Dr. Bullet
those are really good

but one really happen to me out did them all.

i know of one a women who use pickup liner on me, will I'll let the admin remove it if its too much
[really happen]
the lady really said this to me, blow me away:

she seated down on my lap in a bar/pub were she bent over to speak into my ear then said: sucky suck funky funky. as i was eating a dinner at the bar. talk about being knock over by this i sat there looking at her, thinking what did she say to me? again she said it again. i said to hell with the food i get some fun time in. will we left for 3hrs of fun.

i could have gone on longer too none stop. but she was in a rush to get to the airport to fly out on a 747. never seen her again after that crazy ride she taken me on.

the pickup line she use: sucky suck funky funky. only she said it super fast to me.

she was at lease at the time she look medium build will in good shape too at that.

[Matt]

lmfao, chief u crack me up

[BADDOG]

Good Stuff DR Bullet lol!!!!

Regards

[Trojan]

I've got a scene. A little fat boy has a job at a Grocery Store. He pushes carts around. He's a teenager with little social skills.

There is this beautiful woman at the register with a load of groceries.

The boy's hormones are starting to go out of control after he see the beatiful woman.

She pays for her groceries and looks at the boy.

The boy freezes.

She says, well are you coming?

His left knee gives out. *wipes brow*
Yes mam, he says. (voice cracked)

She nonchalantly leads the boy to her car. *She bends over, sticks the key into the lock, opens trunk* and says, "Stick it in".

The boy leaning onto the cart. Sweating profusely. His legs are bent and can barely control himself, faints.

[Chels]

Originally posted by Trojan
I've got a scene. A little fat boy has a job at a Grocery Store. He pushes carts around. He's a teenager with little social skills.

There is this beautiful woman at the register with a load of groceries.

The boy's hormones are starting to go out of control after he see the beatiful woman.

She pays for her groceries and looks at the boy.

The boy freezes.

She says, well are you coming?

His left knee gives out. *wipes brow*
Yes mam, he says. (voice cracked)

She nonchalantly leads the boy to her car. *She bends over, sticks the key into the lock, opens trunk* and says, "Stick it in".

The boy leaning onto the cart. Sweating profusely. His legs are bent and can barely control himself, faints.

LMAO dude "Stick it in" haha i wonder what the boy did next

[Trojan]

lmao, I'm glad I got a laugh out of ya. The rest of the story you can find @ www.troysbook.com for a small membership fee of $25 annually.

[Hellfighter]

Trojan
holy crap that was a good one

[Trojan]

lmao, tanks!

[Dr. Bullet]

Lmfao Troj, good one

[kinaP]

9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen? NICE LOL

[Mauser 98K]

if a girl would just talk to me id b happy, lol

[Hellfighter]

tell you what if a girl use this pickup line on me I'll do it.
[really happen]
Korea DMZ Base camp mess-hall a Korea Girl seated down on a chair at my table as i was eating dinner (i was working late one night 21:00hrs) she came over seated down across from me, i did not know who she was i seen her 2x the next thing happen she ask me to marry her out of the blue? ok, will make it short we gone together for 8mo she turn out to be a really nice girl (in her words she is a cowgirl that in Korea is same for country girl) she was will it was pure love from the heart and the mind, there was no sex to it. her brother ask me to keep her pure if we do get marry then it ok. will it never happen in ether case.

next dang girl ask me to marry her out of now were dang it going to do right then and there, in a New York minute i'll do it.

her full name Ch, Young, Ae

last name i leaving out only CH to it.

[DevilDog#1]

Holy Crap! How did I miss this thread. *cleans tears off his cheeks. Coworkers think I'm drunk* LMFAO!

[-live-wire-]

"the hell u aint" says DD's red-neck secretary...

[DevilDog#1]

LOL!

[Trojan]

Who loves fat girls?

[Dr. Bullet]

Originally posted by Trojan
Who loves fat girls?

Not me