tell me what state you live in dummies laws

[Hellfighter]

tell me the state you live in the USA I'll tell you some crazy lame-o law they have:
My state: Florida

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.

Big Pine Key -- It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.

Cape Coral -- It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.

It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house.

Daytona Beach -- The molestation of trash cans is banned.
While intoxicated, under influence of narcotics, prohibited.

It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired.

Storage, depositing prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any person, either as owner, occupant, lessee, agent, tenant, or otherwise, to store or deposit, or cause or permit to be stored or deposited, any abandoned, junked or discarded motor vehicle or motor vehicles upon any public or private property within the city.

Weeds, trash, etc., as a public nuisance; removal by property owner or by city at owner's expense; notice and hearing; lien for expenses. (a) The existence of weeds, trash, undergrowth, brush, filth, garbage or other refuse on any lot, tract or parcel of land within the city which has caused the property to become, or which may reasonably cause the property to become infested, or inhabited by rodents, vermin or wild animals, or may furnish a breeding place for mosquitoes or threatens the public health, safety or welfare, or may reasonably cause disease or adversely affects and impairs the economic welfare of the adjacent property, is declared to constitute a public nuisance and is hereby prohibited.

Hialeah -- Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.

Jupiter Inlet Colony Inlet -- Bird sanctuary declared. (a) It is hereby declared that all territory embraced within the corporate limits of the municipality shall be a bird sanctuary.

(b) It shall be unlawful for any person within the municipality to shoot, trap or in any manner kill, wound or maim any bird of any kind, or at any time to throw at any birds of any kind any missile with slingshots or any other weapon, or to disturb their eggs or their young or their nests.

Key West -- Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.

Miami -- It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Bell or other warning device. No person shall operate a bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle.

Pensacola -- Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.

Sanford -- Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.

Sarasota -- If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.

You may not catch crabs.

Tampa Bay -- It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00

believe it or not these are real laws in the books some of them are really out dated and really crazy think some old fart did a type-o writing them up.

[DARKELF808]

Sealy, Texas

[DARKELF808]

Miami -- It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown
Tampa Bay -- It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging

my favorites

[.enfo.]

i dont live in the states
and wtf Tampa Bay -- It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00
lmao

[BADDOG]

Chief it all goes to show that the world is a mad house lol!!!!

Regards and good post bro!!!!

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by DARKELF808
Sealy, Texas

did not see your city listed? but over all other areas of the state do have some funnys one to look at:

Texas
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

Spearfish -- If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Abilene -- It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

Austin -- Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Beaumont -- Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.

Borger -- It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.

Clarendon -- It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

Dallas -- It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.

El Paso -- Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."

Houston -- Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

Galveston -- It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.

Jasper -- Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.

LeFors -- It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.

Lubbock County -- It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.

Mesquite -- It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Port Arthur -- Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Richardson -- It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.

It is illegal to do "U Turns".

San Antonio -- It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.

Temple -- No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.

You can ride your horse in the saloon.

Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.

Texarkana -- Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

[the þrox™]

San Antonio -- It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

wtf, no wonder i live in a prison cell.

[Hellfighter]

you tell me what state you live in I'll pull up some goofy laws in that state for you or country and city you live in maybe there are some funny one there too. get to this later on again going to get some sleep and work on a old IBM Computer tomorrow some time check later.

[DARKELF808]

It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo
we can thank ozzy osborne for that one

it does not suprise me my city did not show up it has a pop of 700

[Hellfighter]

guess what state has a law that says you can't not marry your brother but? you can marry you sister if there no other women in 500mil area for you to pick from.

all so another law same state says:
says you can marry a horse but not a sheep.

try to name the state these 2-laws are in tell you all friday

[DARKELF808]

ummmmmmm......... oklihoma
just a guess

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by Chief ADFP
guess what state has a law that says you can't not marry your brother but? you can marry you sister if there no other women in 500mil area for you to pick from.

all so another law same state says:
says you can marry a horse but not a sheep.

try to name the state these 2-laws are in tell you all Friday

will I'll give you a clue the state has a saying: anything goes.

like in you can do anything you like to do. with in a limit of the law.

[the þrox™]

kentuckey.

[Skin]

is that from dumb laws.com haha my history class was talking bout that the other day!

Skin

[Scott]

Originally posted by Chief ADFP
you can marry you sister

Originally posted by Convict
kentuckey.

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by Chief ADFP
guess what state has a law that says you can't not marry your brother but? you can marry you sister if there no other women in 500mil area for you to pick from.

all so another law same state says:
says you can marry a horse but not a sheep.

try to name the state these 2-laws are in tell you all friday

1.) Asker: Alabama
2.) dated: 03/07/1788
3.) it still in the books never been remove or disbanded from the law books.

think it was the KKK or the slave owners who put into law back then, you see there was a lot of slave and not many normal white people to get marry to so they did this to save face. they say no enter-breeding of other race's of people. so watch out in Alabama if they look funny you know why.

[DARKELF808]

alabama that was next guess hey man how about my other state i live in
Honolulu Hawaii

[Hellfighter]

think in Texas if you yell out load in the public and call the other party your husband or wife 3x you are legally marry to them.
============Honolulu Hawaii====================
State law:
1.) Law: Billboards are outlawed.

Country: United States

Citation: ?445-112 Where and when permitted. No person shall erect, maintain, or use a billboard or display any outdoor advertising device, except as provided in this section:

(1) The display of official notices and signs, posted by order of any court or public office, or posted by any public officer in the performance of a public duty, or posted by any person required to do so by any law or rule having the force of law.

(2) Any outdoor advertising device announcing a meeting or series of meetings is not prohibited by this section if displayed on the premises where the meeting or series of meetings will be or is being held. Meeting, as used in this section, includes all meetings regardless of whether open to the public or conducted for profit and includes but is not limited to sports events, conventions, fairs, rallies, plays, lectures, concerts, motion pictures, dances, and religious services.

(3) Any outdoor advertising device indicating that the building or premises on which it is displayed is the residence, office, or place of business, commercial or otherwise, of any individual, partnership, joint venture, association, club, or corporation, and stating the nature of the business.

(4) Any outdoor advertising device that advertises property or services that may be bought, rented, sold, or otherwise traded in on the premises or in the building on which the outdoor advertising device is displayed.

(5) The offering for sale of merchandise bearing incidental advertising, including books, magazines, and newspapers, in any store, newsstand, vending machine, rack, or other place where such merchandise is regularly sold.

(6) Any outdoor advertising device offering any land, building, or part of a building for sale or rent, if displayed on the property so offered or on the building of which part is so offered.

(7) Any outdoor advertising device carried by persons or placed upon vehicles used for the transportation of persons or goods.

(8) Any outdoor advertising device warning the public of dangerous conditions that they may encounter in nearby sections of streets, roads, paths, public places, power lines, gas and water mains, or other public utilities.

(9) Signs serving no commercial purpose that indicate places of natural beauty, or of historical or cultural interest and that are made according to designs approved by the department of business, economic development, and tourism.

(10) Any outdoor advertising device or billboard erected, placed, or maintained upon a state office building, if erected, placed, or maintained by authority of a state agency, department, or officer for the sole purpose of announcing cultural or educational events within the State, and if the design and location thereof has been approved by the department of business, economic development, and tourism.

(11) Signs urging voters to vote for or against any person or issue, if erected not more than forty-five days before, and removed not less than ten days after, the election in which the person is a candidate or in which the issue is to be voted upon.

(12) Signs stating that a residence that is offered for sale, lease, or rent is open for inspection at the actual time the sign is displayed and showing the route to the residence; provided that the sign contains no words or designs other than the words "Open House", the address of the residence, the name of the person or agency responsible for the sale, and an arrow or other directional symbol and is removed during such time as the residence is not open for inspection.

(13) The erection, maintenance, and use of billboards if the billboard is used solely for outdoor advertising devices not prohibited by this section.

(14) The continued display and maintenance of outdoor advertising devices actually displayed on July 8, 1965, in accordance with all laws and ordinances immediately theretofore in effect.

(15) The continued maintenance of any billboard actually maintained on July 8, 1965, and the display thereon of the same or new advertising devices, all in accordance with all laws and ordinances in effect immediately prior to July 9, 1965.

(16) Any outdoor advertising device displayed with the authorization of the University of Hawaii on any scoreboard of any stadium owned by the university. An outdoor advertising device displayed under this paragraph shall be on the front of the scoreboard and face the interior of the stadium.

(17) Any temporary outdoor advertising device attached to or supported by the structure of any stadium owned by the University of Hawaii, located within and facing the interior of the stadium, and authorized to be displayed by the university. For the purpose of this paragraph, "temporary" means displayed for a short period before the official start of organized athletic competition, during the organized athletic competition, and for a short period after the official end of the organized athletic competition; and

(18) Any outdoor advertising device displayed with the authorization of the stadium authority on any scoreboard of any stadium operated by the stadium authority. An outdoor advertising device displayed under this paragraph shall be on the front of the scoreboard and face the interior of the stadium.
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2.) All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
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3.) Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
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only a funny court case i found will the guy won it only he wish he did not so ROFLMFAO:
as follows:
In June 1993 an US-Army Sergeant won a court order in Maryland to legally have his name changed. The next day he had second thoughts and went before a judge to get his original name back. But the Anne Arundel Circuit Court judge informed the sergeant formally known as Tyrone Victor Wright that he would have a 30 day wait before he could use his original name again. So for the next month, Tyrone Victor Wright was called by his new name, Jesus Christ Hallelujah.


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I have to look around more to see if there is any more for that state & city Honolulu Hawaii.

Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)

[Hellfighter]

woow i will not leave out the U.K or AUS in this funnys nutso laws:

ENGLAND
1.) Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license.
2.) It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
3.) Picking up abandoned baggage is as act of terrorism.

AUSTRALIA
1.) Children may not purchase cigarettes, but can smoke them.
2.) You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
3.) It is illegal to read someone's tarot, or give them a psychic reading as these are forms of witchcraft.
4.) It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
5.) Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, your modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12.000.00 fine. - Telecommunications Act 1991.

so you all don't feel bad here my state:
Florida
State Laws

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
City laws

Big Pine Key: It is illegal to molest a Key deer; If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
Cape Coral: It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline; It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street (This law is limited to only those who do not own the house)
Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned; While intoxicated, being under influence of narcotics is prohibited; It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired;
Hialeah: Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Key West: Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
Miami: It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown; No person shall operate a bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle.
Pensacola: Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person; It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel; A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
Pinecrest: In order to operate a burglar alarm, a permit must be obtained.
Sanford Stage: Nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.
Sarasota: If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00; You may not catch crabs.
Tampa Bay: It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
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[Lucky]

Wisconsin,

Milwuakee
-its illigal to buy sparklers but totally legal to buy unassembled macine guns
-Its illigal to camp out on a highway in a wagon on teusdays
-its illigal to chain your horse to a pole after 5:00
-its illigal to skateboard, bike (i mean like bmx) rollerblade or scooter in 50 feet away from school grounds
-You can get a ticket on your bike if you chain it to a mailbox
-you cant smoke in a park but you can have a controlled charcoal grill
-if your blind and you get in a fight and dont fight back you bolth get a dtp fine
-standing outside the pick n' save by my house selling candy bars is illigal