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Old 07-21-2004, 07:40 AM
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A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.

So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.

"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."

The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a f**king idiot every time he''s on ecstasy!"
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Old 07-21-2004, 04:37 PM
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Lol ok what does the trix part and the kids part come in lol
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Old 07-21-2004, 04:37 PM
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I dont get it
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Old 07-21-2004, 04:38 PM
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now i do
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Old 07-21-2004, 04:38 PM
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wow that is funny
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Old 07-21-2004, 04:39 PM
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But where does the trix part come in?
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Old 07-21-2004, 04:39 PM
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and the kids?
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Old 07-21-2004, 05:31 PM
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u SPAMMER

BUT LMFAO AT THE JOKE! HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 07-21-2004, 07:08 PM
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ffs man making me scroll down a lot with your triple posts noone cares here about post count no knock it off people are getting sick of that
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:18 PM
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hey
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:19 PM
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dont diss me or i will dis u disser
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:19 PM
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O yeah cant come back now what u gonna do holmes
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:19 PM
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o yeah j\p im just a lil on the hyper sid e today
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Old 07-21-2004, 09:45 PM
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rofl unlike u some people have real life and i would come back but dont wanna argue with a little kid
was just doing u a favor telling u not to spam before admin would do something about it
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Awesome joke, dulled by the idiocy below (blackshadow)
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Old 07-22-2004, 10:35 AM
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stfu :'( taht hurt my feelings
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stfu :'( taht hurt my feelings
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Old 07-22-2004, 10:36 AM
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oops duble post
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Old 07-22-2004, 10:42 AM
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Black shadow stfu and go get a life, or go post in the spam section
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