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#41
05-17-2009, 11:45 PM
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skinny killer reason your so skinny! is your own mother she eat so much there no more food left in town or your home! you family have to order a dump truck come by daily to drop a load of food to feed her, still there no food left over for you to eat! reason for your name sake skinny killer and you kill anything come near your home to keep your self alive.
any human or wild life come near your home is fair game! for you and your mother
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#42
05-18-2009, 02:32 PM
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lol^
yo mamma is like a middle eastern magic carpet, she is flat, and she is ridden by many middle eastern men
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      Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy  September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#43
05-19-2009, 10:20 PM
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yeah speaking of which, I C U.  you're fat enough to feed the whole family!
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#44
05-20-2009, 12:15 AM
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i not that fat! but you should see DD he can feed your mother for 3days none stop!
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#45
05-20-2009, 07:30 PM
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yo mamma is such a whore, when she went to the Virgin Islands, she came back, and they were just called 'The Islands'
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#46
05-20-2009, 07:47 PM
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omg
when your hippo mother gone out to sea on ocean fishing ship! she go wee wee and we get the red tide ever freaking time!
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#47
05-20-2009, 08:42 PM
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lol, thats called a period, chief
yo mamma so fat, when she jumps in a pool, the water jumps out
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#48
05-20-2009, 11:57 PM
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your mother who don't need any safe guards to swim in the great lakes with all that extra fattiest in her body! it support her very nice but the wild life and game dept has banned her from swimming in the great lakes, she has sunk many large ships and kill off life when she farted and made a titanically wave and the shock wave from it has tip-over many large cargo ships and small fishing boats. they all so blame your mother for lack of rainfall this year! all do to her letting out the assimilating fart gas, above the ground level it blast the sky clear of any clouds and any chance of rain falls almost like clock work at 9am and 6pm she let loose of it all.
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#49
06-08-2009, 03:20 AM
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RedrumSalad your mother walk into wal-mart asking to buy 10ton of fairy magic dust! the teller ask her why she needs it? she said to fly to the moon, she soon after was taken in by the police to the local funny farm, were they grow the fair dust at, only you came by to see her off to the fairy funny farm and she was smelling ear to ear as she was leaving!
RedrumSalad beat that lol ========= view by 1,587 and growing with only 48 posting lol
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#50
06-08-2009, 06:13 PM
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y u have long jokes?
this isnt a yo mamma joke, but, whatever These 3 midgets were gonna die soon, and they wanted to get remembered by many people, the first midget wanted to break the world record for the smallest hands, the second one for the smallest feet, the third for the smallest d*ck, so they go to the world records office, and the first comes out saying "yes! i got the record for the smallest hands!" the second one comes out "yes! i got the world record for the smallest feet!" and the third one comes out and says "who the hell is William!?"
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#51
06-09-2009, 06:24 AM
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oh your mother feet are so big she has to go to a shipyard to get a pair of shoes made for her!
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#52
06-09-2009, 04:32 PM
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yo mamma so ugly, she makes onions cry
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#54
06-09-2009, 04:55 PM
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your momma is so will renown throughout the area! all the man call her their: bitchy momma!
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#55
06-09-2009, 08:44 PM
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yo mamma so stupid, when someone got in a car accident, a person said call 911! she dialed the nine, then asked where the eleven was
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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#56
06-09-2009, 08:52 PM
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you momma is such a dummy! when she take ticks off the dog!! she think it wild berry's to eat!
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#57
06-10-2009, 01:59 PM
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yo mamma so fat, to get her through a doorway, we have to put butter in the doorway, and a twinky on the other side
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010
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