Priceless- Hangover (This one is nearly TRUE!)

[Joke*her]

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the
side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed......

Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper..........(???) His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast
is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried
to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"



A self-induced hangover - $100


Broken furniture - $200


Breakfast - $10


Saying the right thing - Priceless