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Old 04-22-2005, 11:20 AM
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Gynecologist Turned Mechanic

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a mechanic.

So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order.

So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said "no no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the muffler.
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:25 AM
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:49 AM
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Lol lol lol!!!!

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Old 04-22-2005, 01:32 PM
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Hehehe. I'd get tired of that job real quick. Gimme a mechanic's job any day...
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