Happy birthday

[bigsmellyfart]

well 54 years ago i was strarting to feel a little cramped so
i turned this way and i still wasnt comfortable so I turned the other way and all of a sudden the dam broke and the lake went dry..suddenly i saw a little light so i edged closer to it to see what it was and the hole that shown the light started to get bigger...well i got a little scarred so i said wo... and i stopped right there for a while...well i began to be more curious so i started to move on and i came to this big old field of grass and as i started to peer over the hedge someone grabs me and pulls me out of the grass and spanks my behind...
i said "hey doc what you do that for " he said " for all the things you are about to do...! "

bigsmellyfart©2008

[Hellfighter]

holy crap that remind me of Spanking in south Korea when two people get marry! the wife tobe spanks the husband feet's (as he lay on the floor feet being holding up) with a stick the wife tobe starts hitting really hard his feet, so the said wife get even with the husband for all the crap he will be putting her through in the years to come.

some men can't walk for month on ends
no joke they really do that in south korea, i seen it

[ShArP]

lmao