Women's English

[Stalker61]

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead]

"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later

[Storm.]

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

LOL!!!!!

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by Stalker61


"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like

I am doing the bills hun= to see what play money i have.

[BADDOG]

Lol lol good stuff Stalker!!!!


Regards

[Stu]

lmao @ all of them! n1 m8y

[EvoL]

lol..so true