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Old 01-02-2010, 11:10 AM
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Biggrin MATURE: Two woodpeckers

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico
arguing about which country had the toughest trees.
The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker
could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a
hole in the tree with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to
peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently
used by woodpeckers).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted
the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully
pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree,
and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree,
yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said;
Your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

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