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Old 12-20-2004, 09:45 AM
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Biggrin What gender are they?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female!... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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Old 12-20-2004, 11:21 AM
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LMAO another good 1 Stalker!!!!

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Old 12-20-2004, 12:51 PM
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lol..g1
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Old 12-20-2004, 04:58 PM
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heheheheheh
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Old 12-22-2004, 04:47 AM
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lol thats class will have to remember that for the long lonely nights out at pub with dad
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Old 12-22-2004, 07:44 AM
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Old 12-22-2004, 08:43 AM
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lmao n1 m8
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